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Friday, June 20, 2008

hey coward

thank you mrs blog
i would love to know how you know so much about me
but of course
cowardly
you type with no name
i dont need anyone to love me
others have always thought so
but i hold my own and people that are close to me know that
so until you come forward and give me your name
please
keep your comments to yourself

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think so the rest of us can be clued in on the skeletons and secretive comments and drug addiction cheating and children, husbands....even the weight loss/gain...you need to do a summary of you rlife to this point...Your a great writer and really can hook an audience!

Carrie said...

hey jen.

wtf is up with your blog? it's bugging me. so i decided to dedicate a song to your annoying mrs. blog.

cause i need ya to get on with your life and post the g-dammed pictures. (smiling and waving at you, Jen) HI!!!

where is my funny jen?!! come back & quit gettin the shit beat out of you by people who clearly would rather have their voice heard than truly make a real difference in someone's life for the POSITIVE....and blogs don't count as "doing good in the world."

(tune is from Simon & Garfunkel)

And here's to you, Mrs. Blog,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Blog.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.

Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Mrs. Blog,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Blog.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.

It's a little secret just the Blogs' affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids.

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Blog,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Blog.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mrs. Blog.
Jotting Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.

~d said...

Yeah Carrie. :)

For real. GO away Mrs. Blog.. you're an insti"gator"

Go chomp elsewhere... I'm sure there's a blog more interesting. Like maybe your OWN. Or perhaps... Get some balls and contact your family member in person: to discuss all the "opinions" and diagnosis you've concocted.

Or maybe Dr. PHil. He's about the only person more annoying than you on this Earth right now.
Otherwise... hasta.

Dont' publish "shim" anymore jenn.. Shun Mrs. BLog like the amish do.

I'm sick of her too.

No more battle ground blog. Who cares who reads it... and don't publish what you don't like..

WTF are they goinna do... report you for violating their 1st amendment right?

love you
koo-koo-ka-choo

right carrie?
d