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Thursday, June 5, 2008

dw

well....
donnie wahlberg
here i come....



and yes i will be in a size 10


did i hear laughing

ok
maybe 12



but not the 18 i am in now
wow i said it
yes i am in a size freakin 18
and i have to wear the xxl at old navy

now if you shop in lane giant....as deb calls is
18 aint half bad



but that is on ly because the sizes range from 14 to like 46
so an 18 in lane giant aint bad


no go to abercrombie....
lmao


the girls that work there are no bigger than my thigh
their WHOLE body is no bigger....


they try to not make eye contact...
helllo
a a hi MAAM

yes

i am a maam now

and the little bitch asked me what size i was looking for


is that allowed
maybe i wanted a mans sweatshirt


or maybe some socks



lmao


yes dear, can you please point me in the direction of the plus size abercrombie....


NO DEAL


anywho...
i always said donnie would fall in love with me if he ever met me, i mean....
psht ca
whats not to love right


i gots a little extra to love now



so deb

fellow blogger
i say we chart it on here

put it out there
weigh in every ten days
make a schedule....
together we shall do it



but it is the dam ice cream and why are krispy cremes so good and always by the register at sheetz

and how do i not drink pepsi


i have got to dig deep and find the will power to do it....

when i meet him i want like the slow motion
the room to stop
people wispering as he stares at me...
LMAO


aaahhhh haaaaa


as he takes my hand
my hair blowing...
tan
skinny and cute


and we live happily ever hafter




yes i know
i am 32 years old
actually i will be 33 at the concert



but its gonna happen
and i aint gonna be fat



oh yeah
i am looking for any takers for that weekend

October second
is the concert
so i neeed sitters for the day before, day after and the day

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


i still cant believe it....lol

and for all of you that think it really may happen
the hook up
me and donnie
yeah
he's on my list
its legal
number one in the top three


you know
when you get married, you have the list of three people you are permitted to sleep with..........
i have mine laminated in my purse
just in case i run into donnie
collin farrel
or matthew mc...









ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh donnie

5 comments:

~d said...

I was trying to think of what to say to JOn.

Hi.. I'm an idiot.
:)

BUT IM SKINNY AND HOT..

and the laminated card: brilliant..

~d said...

OH YES..

tracking our fat.. im on it.. ill make a whole blog

and abercrombie

snort

lmfao

socks...

PERFUME????

Steve always says.. where the fuck is Abercrombie and Fat?

Aunt Kath said...

Congrats
Ill take a child or two. Or the oldest boy or what ever. I dont think Collin would stay with me. Anyway count me in. Oh yea, I had no idea about the married list, laminated. Is there a book out there... Oh and remind me about it in September, the concert I mean.
Love
Kath

Steelcitymom said...

So funny... you know you never needed a list! D is the most permissive dude I know! Hahaha..or maybe he just let you add those few names on the list AFTER the vows!

dancelikenobodyswatchin said...

who are you steel city mom